I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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