these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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