I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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