i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just googled if crying burns calories
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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