So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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