a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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