Is it normal to miss your booty call?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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