Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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