found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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