You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
People in love make me want to vomit
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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