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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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