Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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