i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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