ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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