I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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