I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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