you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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