dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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