Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is wine microwaveable?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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