you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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