Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We just shotgunned beers for America
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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