Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My life is pants optional.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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