I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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