Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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