I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
