He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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