The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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