i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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