Whoa Z and x make the same sound
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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