Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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