Nicole vs. Life
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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