were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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