Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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