Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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