everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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