Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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