That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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