You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
