Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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