i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
