you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She's the barista slut.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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