You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize