It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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