i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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