I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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