Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's the barista slut.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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