If that was your dad, he is hot
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Fuck appropriateness.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
