Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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