do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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