i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Randomize
