That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
