She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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