It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
