I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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