So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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