Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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