I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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