we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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